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I made them with PAINT. The only photo editing sotware that I know how to use. So, that'll explain their crudity.
It occurs to me that I shouldn't explain them. Just let you check them out, in a little gallery here and provide your own explanations for them. (If you regularly read those boards, you might recognize some of these guys and why I created the picture.)
Enjoy,
Mr.B
Okay, THIS one gets a little word of explanation...
THIS picture is my avatar on the Bee Board.
Why?
Well, just LOOK at that guy! He's having a GREAT time, driving his tiny, colorful car around. That's the sort of happy-ass pictures that I want to represent me.
I guess I just like that picture.
Anyways, this concludes the Photo Dump.
VROOM VROOM!
Mr.B
3 comments:
Is that little Sadaam elf masturbating santa with his feet or am I supremely disturbed?
- Irene
You are just Supremely Disturbed.
Both Santa and his elf, are spreading joy and good cheer.
(A little trivia for you. That's me as Santa, wearing a suit that I designed and had made for me. That's my stepdad as The Elf. He got pressed into helping me with the Santa Delivery, to a church near where my parents live. He ended up handing out as many toys as I did. And thus, I drew the elf rigging on him and sent it home for my mom to enjoy.)
And yes, he does look a little bit like Saddam. Just a little bit.
Cheers,
Mr.B
Oh, ha ha!
No, that's not me.
I was googling pictures of The Riddler for something else and found that pic on some costume company website. I thought that the pose that they chose was sort of funny. (To me, it says, "Hey, look! I have a cane!" and he sort of has his leg up in the air a bit. It's the pose that you take if you aren't comfortable in your costume and someone tells you to look wacky.)
I drew in the goatee using PAINT and lowered in the hairline to reflect my own hair peninsula and then added the title at the bottom.
The end result is a remarkable similarity to the genuine item. (Even the body type is a pretty accurate match.)
I used it for a week or two, on a Chicago area improv message board. I think i was playing the part of a supervillain for some silly joke or another. Any time I wanted a little extra flash, I would post that picture.
That's probably a lot more information than you were actually looking for. But then again, I'm excited to have a new friend in Ohio, so I'm trying to impress you, a little bit.
Welcome to my blog, D.A. I'm glad to have you here! Oh - hi - oh, Represent!
Cheers,
Mr.B
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